14 Facebook Status Updates We Wish You’d Kept To Yourself

There are those postings that I wish some people would have just kept to themselves. You be the judge:

1. I can fart “Mary Had a Little Lamb,” followed by the ‘Three Blind Mice!”
2. My daughter has a penchant for eating baby powder.
3. My mother-in-law wears three bras just to keep her boobs from drooping down to her waist.
4. Massaging baby pee on your temples is a surefire way to get rid of migraines… no, it actually works, I’ve tried it.
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