10 Wacky (and Mostly Wasteful) Royal Wedding Souvenirs

The wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton -- set for this Friday, April 29 -- has inspired dozens of trinkets, tchotckeys, and souvenirs of varying usefulness, quality, and taste, from cheesy mugs and ugly t-shirts to horrifying appliances and wasteful cell phones.
Read on for the royal goods you'd be better off passing up -- and the very few that are ever so slightly eco-friendly (like sustainable-wood puzzles and formaldehyde-free nail polish) to satisfy your celebration needs.

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